Best Dad Jokes

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This app exists for your amusement — possibly at the expense of your friends, family, and innocent bystanders. But that’s okay, you’ve earned it. You give them so much already — your wisdom, your grilling skills, your "help" with math homework. Now it’s time to give them... groans. This is a dad joke app made BY DADS, FOR DADS (and for anyone brave enough to step into the New Balance of fatherly humor). NOTE: This app is strictly meant for... • Dads (past, present, future) • Those wanting to out-dad-joke their dad • Anyone who has had a dad Best Dad Jokes key features: • FEATURED JOKES - our best hand picked hilarity (ponder it, save it, share it, use it!) • CATEGORIES - 20+ categories with thousands more jokes • AI-POWERED JOKES ABOUT YOU - get roasted based on your name • THE VAULT - Save your faves quick reference later • ADD A JOKE - Think you're funny? Prove it (and we may even feature it!) • NOTIFICATIONS - If you want them, we'll deliver you our featured joke of the day Some of our categories include: Dad Life, Wife, Family, Around the House... a bunch more... and several hundred Yo Mama jokes (insults). How many jokes do we have? So many. Thousands of jokes. Possibly too many. We keep adding more — from our own brilliant (and slightly warped) minds, plus the deep, dark archives of dad joke books, joke videos, blogs, podcasts… maybe even a few overheard at the hardware store. At this point, our puns are self-sustaining. Each one triggers an eye-roll, which generates enough raw cringe energy to power the next. In fact, we’ve told so many puns, we had to hire a backup brain just to manage the overflow. We call him our pun-derstudy. Oh, and don’t worry — the app tries not to repeat jokes. That would be pun-ishment. We show you one beautiful dad joke at a time. Read it. Reflect on it. And then weaponize it against your loved ones. Go ahead — take the credit. We’ll just be here, working on the next one. BEST DAD JOKES IS FREE You get access to jokes every day. If you log in with Apple or Google (also free) you get even more (including personalized jokes about you), and your saved jokes sync across devices. • If you go Pro, you get way more jokes and cool features. PRO is currently $2/month or $15/year (save 38%) • If you want to really splurge and go Unlimited you get.... well the name is self explanatory. UNLIMITED is currently $4/month or $30/year (save 38%) Think about $2 or $4 per month... that's one less breakfast sandwich per month in exchange for hilarious brain food all month long.... Some other ways to afford $2 per month: • Put down that candy bar at checkout (Remember, we are dads too). • Dry clean one less shirt per month (Just re-wear it. Don't you work from home anyway?). • Turn off the lights in one room while the kids are at school. Or at least turn off the fan in the bathroom! • Check under the couch pillows. • Bonus tip: teach the kids the fold method to save some TP (no more clumping, it just makes sense). JUST LAUNCHED • Pro & Unlimited levels • Rollover jokes for Pro users (un-viewed jokes rollover for 30 days) • App themes (choose from a dozen color themes) • Smart backgrounds (AI-selected background images for each joke) • An iPad version that looks much better • Notifications (launching over the coming days) Coming very soon: • Even more jokes (currently around 3,000 not including limitless AI-powered joke about you!) • Voice mode - Jokes read by your favorite celebrities • Widgets What else should we build? In the app, check out the "What's new" section to see and vote on upcoming features. Terms of Use (EULA): https://www.apple.com/legal/internet-services/itunes/dev/stdeula/

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