Sound Board - Funny Sounds!

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• Only the best action-packed, funny sounds to mess with your friends and family. • 99 sounds and counting! • You and your loved ones lives will not be complete without this app. Features: + Total of 99 High Quality Sounds! + Multi-board feature! + Original SoundBoard with 75 action packed sounds! + Now a hilarious Fart Board with 24 ridiculous farts! + Random button that talks to you! + Sounds can be re-arranged + Random fart button! + Looping sounds, just hold the button! + Stop all sounds by pressing the logo + Random button easter egg! + Epic sounds! + Shake your device for a random sound! + Lastly the capability to annoy anyone in the general area Original Sounds Include: -Boing -Chimpanzee -Toilet -Ahooga -Squeeze Toy -Aaaah -Laugh -Boo -Applause -Door Bell -Rooster -Harley -Black Board -Gong -Chainsaw -Two Punches -Slap -Baby Cry -Vuvuzela -Shatter -Crickets -Burp -Explosion -Punch Line -Gun -Police -Vomit -Two Farts -Y U NO -Elephant -Alarm Clock -Siren -Dog Bark -Unknown sound? -Drumroll -Darth Vader -Sneeze -Jaguar -Sonar -Charge -Clown Horn -Scream -Cow -Cash -Horror -Tug Boat Horn -Angry Cat -Cartoon Failure -Cash Register -Chicken -Crowd Laughing -Lone Wolf -Magic Wand -Man Scream -Mhmm -Monster Roar -Ohhh -Retro Phone -Roller Coaster -Sheep -Slide Whistle -Whip -Whoa -Yawn -Water Splash -Can Opening -Record Scratch -Clock Ticking -Heavens Gates -Heart Beat -Whistle -Bowling Strike -You're Out -Duck Quack Fart Board Sounds Include: -Dirty Burrito -Little Ripper -Taco Torpedo -Crunchy Frog -Brown Cloud -Chicken Soup -Bun Thunder -Air Monkey -Flabbergaster -Ripsnorter -Brown Kitty -Squeezer -Bubblers -Air Biscuit -Flooper -Brown Fire -Nether Belch -Wet One -Butt Burp -Buzzer -Hot Wind -Mud Duck -Quack -Wind Bag

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